Ant Glizzy isn’t holding back. In this unfiltered rant, the outspoken D.C. native calls out the entire DMV comedy scene—labeling its comedians as “embarrassing,” “fake,” and “goofy.” From mocking viral skits and exposing fake social media metrics to taking shots at rappers in tight clothes and comedians dancing in leopard drawers, Glizzy delivers a no-holds-barred critique of DMV culture.
He doesn’t just vent—he tears down the illusion of authenticity in both comedy and rap scenes, saying it’s all “ass and guns” with no real artistry left. Whether he’s clowning “lemon tooth” preachers, naming names, or joking about John Lee Malvo’s Crown Vic, Ant Glizzy makes one thing clear: he’s done with the DMV—and he’s not sugarcoating it.
This is raw street commentary laced with dark humor, brutal honesty, and the kind of social critique only Ant Glizzy can deliver.
